Leafs Suck

So the Leafs suck right now, and me (Shelly) and our friend Will have decided that the best way to win games is to buy all the goalies in the league. It's that simple. We are using this incredible smartness as evidence of our competence; therefore, we kindly request that MLSE surrender ownership to us. If they do not give in to our demands we will undertake a hunger strike that will last until we are named co-CEOs/Presidents or 3 hours, whichever comes first.