Monday -- Oviday (Alexander Ovechkin)
This day is evil. ahahahaha.
Tuesday -- Poggeday (Justin Pogge)
Like Pogge, Tuesdays are overhyped just because they're not Mondays, and are usually boring. At the same time, they can be useful if you're really desperate; say, a poor student looking for a Toonie Tuesday discount, or the Ottawa Senators.
Wednesday -- Lupulday (Joffrey Lupul)
I don't know what to make of Wednesdays. On one hand you're a day closer to the weekend, but on the other you're still stuck in the middle of the week. Emily and I use Lupul's name (written "LUPUL") to change the topic of a conversation, and I've experienced a few awkward moments that involve Lupul in some way, so by now he's synonymous with the fabled awkward turtle
Photoshop cred to one of my awesome friends for this one
Thursday -- Genoday (Evgeni Malkin)
Thursdays are cool, but could be better. Still pretty nice in their own right. If your Thursday is crappy, at least you have the consolation that Friday is just around the corner. If you aren't careful, Thursday could be traded to the Kings.
Friday -- Reimday (James Reimer)
As explained above, Reimday comes from DGB/Bloge Salming's Friday parody. Reimer's awesome, Fridays are awesome, it just makes sense.
Saturday -- Sidneyday (Sidney Crosby)
Saturdays are the best days of the week. Sidney Crosby is the best player in the world. Craps fans may have a tendency to switch Oviday with Sidneyday, but that's because they're Craps fans. Nobody listens to them anyway.
Sunday -- Stempniakday (Lee Stempniak)
Sundays are supposed to be a day of rest. If Coyotes fans existed, they'd probably argue, but as it stands Stempniak is kinda-sorta useless. There's a reason we called him the ninja, and it's not because he was cool.