Thursday, October 27, 2011

Get well soon, Reim

James Reimer is a legend. He is worthy of a statue. If he's not in net, we can't rest easy if the puck's in our zone. See, we have a problem. We don't trust any other Leaf goalie. I call it the Toskala Syndrome.
With ABR (Anyone but Reim) in net, we'll lose every game 8-1 (or 8-0, if Roloson is on the other team). If we lose the game tonight, the season is over. I don't care that it's just our ninth game of the season because OMG PANIC REIM ISN'T PLAYING!!!1

That is all.

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