Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Does Luke Schenn Suck Lollipops?


So earlier today, we found out that we got a pageview from someone searching "Luke Schenn sucks." We proceeded to rage on skype. (Note: I was eating poutine):

Emily: O
Emily: M
Emily: G
Emily: SOMEONE FOUND OUR BLOG WITH THE SEARCH KEYWORD
Emily: "LUKE SCHENN SUCKS"
Emily: :O
Shelly: WHAT
Shelly: DHSDKDFHDSKFHDKFKDSFJDFHSDKFJDHFDJKFHS
Shelly: HOW DARE THEY
Shelly: I was just about to tell you about my crisis
Shelly: too much gravy, not enough cheese
Shelly: BUT THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE
Emily: also
Emily: "Carl Gunnarssson girlfriend"
Shelly: haha yeah
Shelly: DEAR WHOEVER YOU ARE
Shelly: LUKE SCHENN DOES NOT SUCK
Shelly: HE IS AWESOME AND WILL MAKE YOU PREGNANT
Emily: YEAH
Shelly: UNLESS YOU ARE A HABS FAN
Shelly: BUT ONLY CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO CREATE ANY MORE OF YOUR KIND
Shelly: ALSO
Shelly: YOU HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED FROM GOOGLE
Shelly: FOR 24 HOURS
Shelly: OR UNTIL YOU REPENT
Shelly: WHICHEVER COMES LATER
Emily: OK
Shelly: BECAUSE ONLY AWESOME PEOPLE CAN USE GOOGLE
Shelly:

Shelly: JUST LOOK AT THAT SMILE
Shelly: HOW CAN YOU SAY HE SUCKS
Shelly: WELL
Shelly: I'M SURE HE SUCKS LOLLIPOPS
Shelly: BUT THAT'S IT
Emily: bahahaha
Emily: YES
Shelly: IN CONCLUSION, RANDOM GOOGLER
Shelly: THANK YOU FOR THE PAGEVIEW
Shelly: BUT
Shelly: YOU SUCK

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