Since we don't want to listen to the people saying that he has a concussion, we did a bit of brainstorming to come up with some reasons why James Reimer was not at practice.
1) He slept in. How many times have we all done that?
2) He felt bad for Cody Franson's job as the team's coffee-run boy, so he decided to take over.
3) He went to his second job, as an actor for Timmies commercials.
4) He's actually at practice, dressed as Ben Scrivens.
5) He really really really *really* had to use the bathroom.
6) He gave himself a timeout after catching himself thinking the word "crap".
7) He was transforming himself into Optimus to save humanity.
8) He was so busy smiling at people he forgot to practice.
side note: this is how we've been winning games. The opponents are dazzled by his smile and are just forced to give us two points
10) HE'S DYING OF A CONCUSSION AND IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE!!1